Sam Andrews tattooing a client's arm in black and grey

Seventeen years in
black & grey.

Large-scale realism. Portraits, animals, statues, florals and ancient mythology.

The collection

Realism portfolio.

  • Wolf under full moon thigh tattoo
  • Aztec headdress Catrina sleeve tattoo
  • Wolf and cubs upper arm tattoo
  • Snarling chained wolf forearm sleeve
  • Vampire portrait thigh tattoo
  • Samurai and pagoda full back piece
Sam Andrews standing in False Idols Tattoo Studio beside the green neon sign

The artist

Tattooing since
2009.

I started out as an apprentice in Gravesend and have spent my career perfecting black and grey realism. My focus is detailed, large-scale custom work: portraits, animals, statues and sculpture, and ancient mythology, each one custom designed.

Tue–SatFull & half-day sittings

— Sam Andrews

Client words

4.9 on Google

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"Been coming to get tattooed by Sam for over 10 years… I think that amount of time speaks volumes. Top quality work. We've smashed out some big pieces over the years. Sam always nails the designs."
Tommy C. · Client for 10+ years
"Fantastic experience, well looked after and was kept engaged the whole time. This was my first tattoo and I couldn't be happier."
Kyle L. · First tattoo
"Couldn't be happier with my tattoo! Great experience, looking forward to my next."
Matthew J. · Returning client

Tattoo request

Book your tattoo.

Share as much detail as you can. I personally answer every enquiry.

1 · Send idea  2 · Sam replies  3 · Secure date

Your enquiry goes straight to my business WhatsApp and I'll reply there. Prefer email? samandrewstattoo@gmail.com

01Your tattoo


02When(optional)

Pick specific dates, or just tell us which days suit you.

Preferred days

You can also tap an available date on the calendar to request it. This doesn't book the date; it just lets Sam know you're interested.

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03About you

Your request

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WhatsApp will open with your enquiry ready (you can then attach any reference photos before sending). All bookings are subject to a non-refundable booking fee. Booking policy →

Questions

Frequently asked.

Can't find your answer here? Message me directly and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Ask on WhatsApp
Do you do colour work?+

Sam works exclusively in black and grey, which is where his realism lives.

How much will my tattoo cost?+

Sam charges £120 per hour. You'll get an estimate of how many hours your piece needs at consultation.

Can I see my design beforehand?+

Sam prepares each design in the run-up to your appointment, so it isn't always ready far in advance. In most cases your design is sent over to discuss the day or evening before your session.

Is there a minimum age?+

You must be 18 or over, with valid photo ID on the day.

What is the cancellation policy?+

A non-refundable booking fee secures your date and is deducted from the final price. It's forfeited if you cancel or reschedule with less than 48 hours' notice, reschedule more than twice, or don't show. Booking policy →

False Idols Tattoo Studio lounge with green leather sofa and neon False Idols sign

The tattoo studio

Based at False Idols Tattoo.

A spacious, unique tattoo studio, located in the beautiful, historic town of Rochester, Kent.

12 George Lane · Rochester High Street · ME1 1NW

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Parking

Rochester multi-storey, Cory's Road.

I recommend parking here. It's a short walk to the studio (dotted route on the map) and it's long stay, so you won't need to rush off mid-session.

Postcode
ME1 1PZ
5+ hours
£8.30 (up to 18 hrs)
Payment
Cashless: card, contactless or Go Mobon (code 59346)
Height limit
2.1m
Blue Badge
Free (register first)
Studio entrance
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